British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] Its football...not soccer. (well futbol actually but what the hell sure =])
Total: 3


Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (Yep, super short)
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. (When I get super frustrated)
Total: 3

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is. )
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3 (My brethran I have failed you Dx)

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 3

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (xD just ask anyone)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] you can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You now what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You approve abortion (Depends)
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (Sadly it is)
Total: 4

Belgian:
[] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[] you think Belgian (or Hungarian) chocolate rules.
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[x]you like Belgian waffles.
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] you drive/own a French or German car. (I drive my mom's toyota. XD)
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3

Dutch:
[] you like the color orange.
[x] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.(=])
[x] you like the sea.
[] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 4

Well it seems that I'm Super German... sigh... I'll go get the bat.